OMFG GUYS HUNTER RAIN BOOTS ARE AWESOME

My friend Sammi says that Hunter Rain Boots are like totally in and they are awesome. Nobody knows about them yet so you should get a pair before they blow up home girls. Sammi says they are like real boots, people go horse back riding in them and shit like that.

The Top 10 Douche Bags of 2008

Here is the top ten douche bags of 2008. I hope you study this and add your comment saying that you agree with every one of these. If you don’t agree with this list just remember that you suck and that you probably disagree with everyone cooler than you.

#10 HBO

Every time I get into a show they fucking cancel it. This year it was John from Cincinnati and I still have not forgotten about Lucky Louie or Deadwood.

#9 Bernard Madoff

The video clip sums this cock bag up. In addition to rolling over a bunch of greedy and already rich fucks, this asshole fucked his own family members over. What a winner! No matter what the sum of money is, never do business with friends or family because you might just become a douche bag in their eyes.

#8 Countrywide Home Loans

Yea so what, Countrywide isn’t an actual person but the company as a whole is a bunch of douche bags. From the shitty customer service to the fucked up billing methods, these guys are huge douche bags 360 degrees. Fuck you Cunt-try-wide. Oh and to the millions of retards that thought that an adjustable rate would be a good idea early last year: GO FUCK YOURSELF! Remember, get a fixed rate kids.

#7 Tom Cruise

Who the fuck stars in a movie as a Nazi and doesn’t even attempt to speak with a German accent. Tom Cruise sucks and is an official douche bag. I plan on doing this top 10 douche bag list every year and I promise you that Tom Cruise has a permanent place on this list.

#6 David Blaine

Seriously? How bout that hang upside down stunt huh? Fucking awesome Blaine. This guy has been a douche for a long time and shows no signs of slowing down. He has fans and that is a dangerous thing for a douche bag to have. I would now like to direct you towards this. My favorite D.Blaine parody.

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Is it wrong to think this chick is NOT hot?

A Professional Butterface

Dasha Astafieva is some Ukranian chick that makes weird faces in Playboy magazine. As you can see in the picture above she is showing off her “O” face. In my opinion this chick looks like fun for about 11 minuets. After that, she will probably annoy the shit out of you with random requests using a whiny pout lipped modus operandi. Her grandparents aren’t gonna import themselves from Ukraine Hugh. That’s just an example.

Another intellectual conversation ruined.

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Coolest fucking link of the day - Nov 12, 2008

This guy is a fine American. We need more people like this fella discussing the truly important issues in this world on the interwebs. Check it out here>>