My Book is way Fuckin Cooler than your Book

Like other internet sensations I too have a new book soon to be released. This book will guide the common man on the path to Maximum Coolness™. I suggest not buying this book unless you know you are ready. Like a religion, coolness can alter the way you comprehend life and handle certain situations. For example, if you were approached on the street by two female muggers you would hand over all of your possessions and cry like a little bitch. Once you have read this book the situation would turn out more in your favor and with much more leztastic action.

If you have not gotten my first book you need to get it immediately.