CFPoY 2008: The Submissions are coming in!
January 3, 2009 by Chet Bolten
Filed under Featured, What losers are saying
Surprisingly, there have been over 20 submissions to the CFPoY 2009 and we are only 3 days into the contest.
On the 15th of January 2009, the final 10 will be picked and set up for voting on the site.
Send your buddy’s picture in with a brief explanation why they are fucking cool and watch the magic happen.
CLICK HERE TO REGISTER A COOL MOTHER F’ER
My Book is way Fuckin Cooler than your Book
September 20, 2008 by Chet Bolten
Filed under Literature you need to buy now., Products
Like other internet sensations I too have a new book soon to be released. This book will guide the common man on the path to Maximum Coolness™. I suggest not buying this book unless you know you are ready. Like a religion, coolness can alter the way you comprehend life and handle certain situations. For example, if you were approached on the street by two female muggers you would hand over all of your possessions and cry like a little bitch. Once you have read this book the situation would turn out more in your favor and with much more leztastic action.
If you have not gotten my first book you need to get it immediately.
