Shit to Buy
Prepare yourself to see the coolest fucking sticker you have ever seen.
This sticker is so fucking cool you will want to piss in your own mouth to raise your body temperature back to normal. Made from the finest paper that was milled from several hundred thousand endangered trees from the rain forest. Ink that was mass produced from the blood of baby seals in Greenland. This sticker can be yours for a very large unnecessary donation to the iamsofuckingcool.com website.
Love,
Chet Bolten
Donate $2.00 - Because PayPal will take most of the money anyway. If you are poor just email me your address and I will send you one if I have extra stickers at the end of the month.
