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CFPoY 2008: The Submissions are coming in!
Surprisingly, there have been over 20 submissions to the CFPoY 2009 and we are only 3 days into the contest. On the 15th of January 2009, the final 10 will be picked and set up for voting on the site. Send your buddy’s picture in with a brief explanation why they are fucking cool and watch the magic happen. CLICK HERE TO REGISTER A COOL MOTHER... [Read more of this review]
The Top 10 Douche Bags of 2008
Here is the top ten douche bags of 2008. I hope you study this and add your comment saying that you agree with every one of these. If you don’t agree with this list just remember that you suck and that you probably disagree with everyone cooler than you. #10 HBO Another FAIL! Every time I get into a show they fucking cancel it. This year it was... [Read more of this review]
A contest is brewing.
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Back when Chet and I…
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BANNED! IASFC Sticker gets loyal reader 30 days probation and a free hat.
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