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	<description>My name is Chet Bolten and I am so fucking cool.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Big List of Crap on the Interwebs</title>
		<link>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2009/01/04/a-big-list-of-crap-on-the-interwebs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2009/01/04/a-big-list-of-crap-on-the-interwebs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet Bolten</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>CFPoY 2008: The Submissions are coming in!</title>
		<link>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2009/01/03/cfpoy-2008-the-submissions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2009/01/03/cfpoy-2008-the-submissions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet Bolten</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Surprisingly, there have been over 20 submissions to the CFPoY 2009 and we are only 3 days into the contest.
On the 15th of January 2009, the final 10 will be picked and set up for voting on the site.
Send your buddy&#8217;s picture in with a brief explanation why they are fucking cool and watch the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not Really Pron: The King of Cornhole</title>
		<link>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2009/01/02/not-really-pron-the-king-of-cornhole/</link>
		<comments>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2009/01/02/not-really-pron-the-king-of-cornhole/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet Bolten</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Cornhole]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Rednecks]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/?p=444</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[At first glance the URL: kingofcornhole.com makes me think of some weird guy I used to work with. Everyone knows the guy I am referring to. Fellas hes the guy that is fascinated with dunking it into a woman&#8217;s backside. Anyway, this site is about some rednecks getting together and throwing bean bags. I shit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OMFG GUYS HUNTER RAIN BOOTS ARE AWESOME</title>
		<link>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2009/01/02/omfg-guys-hunter-rain-boots-are-awesome/</link>
		<comments>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2009/01/02/omfg-guys-hunter-rain-boots-are-awesome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet Bolten</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Douche]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Sammi says that Hunter Rain Boots are like totally in and they are awesome. Nobody knows about them yet so you should get a pair before they blow up home girls. Sammi says they are like real boots, people go horse back riding in them and shit like that.
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		<title>The Top 10 Douche Bags of 2008</title>
		<link>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2009/01/01/the-top-ten-douche-bags-of-2008/</link>
		<comments>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2009/01/01/the-top-ten-douche-bags-of-2008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet Bolten</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Tom Cruise]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Tyra Banks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here is the top ten douche bags of 2008. I hope you study this and add your comment saying that you agree with every one of these. If you don&#8217;t agree with this list just remember that you suck and that you probably disagree with everyone cooler than you.
#10 HBO
Every time I get into a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is it wrong to think this chick is NOT hot?</title>
		<link>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2008/12/24/is-it-wrong-to-think-this-chick-is-not-hot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2008/12/24/is-it-wrong-to-think-this-chick-is-not-hot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet Bolten</dc:creator>
		
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A Professional Butterface
Dasha Astafieva is some Ukranian chick that makes weird faces in Playboy magazine. As you can see in the picture above she is showing off her &#8220;O&#8221; face. In my opinion this chick looks like fun for about 11 minuets. After that, she will probably annoy the shit out of you with random [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A contest is brewing.</title>
		<link>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2008/12/21/a-contest-is-brewing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2008/12/21/a-contest-is-brewing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet Bolten</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Literature you need to buy now.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On January 1, 2009 be here. The greatest contest to ever be held on the interwebs will begin. Anyone can enter, anyone can win.
This is going to be so fucking cool. FUCKING EPIC!@!@$#

Contest Starts:  January 1, 2009
Ends:  January 15, 2009
After Dec 30, 2008 you can send submissions to god@iamsofuckingcool.com or
enter using the web form at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back when Chet and I&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2008/12/12/millhouse-is-gay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2008/12/12/millhouse-is-gay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Millhouse Northington</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Back when Chet and I attended University in my hometown of Coolasfuckshire, England, Chet and I devised a plan to score women that were straight 10&#8217;s! It was a cool as fuck plan that worked, every time! Chet and I would buy cases of the cheapest beer and preflight before heading out to the club. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cheetah Girls 2: DVD Review</title>
		<link>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2008/12/11/the-cheetah-girls-2-dvd-review/</link>
		<comments>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2008/12/11/the-cheetah-girls-2-dvd-review/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:06:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet Bolten</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/?p=266</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You would think that a porno would be easy to follow even if it is the second installment in a girl on girl group movie. Apparently The Cheetah Girls 2: Cheetah-Licious Edition DVD was much more complicated than I thought. I was all set to enjoy a lovely evening of watching pron! I watch porn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BANNED! IASFC Sticker gets loyal reader 30 days probation and a free hat.</title>
		<link>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2008/12/08/banned-on-marine-corps-installations/</link>
		<comments>http://www.iamsofuckingcool.com/2008/12/08/banned-on-marine-corps-installations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chet Bolten</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Today an iamsofuckingcool supporter received thirty days probation for driving on a military installation with an inappropriate decal being displayed. You will never guess which sticker it was. Anyway, the victim shall remain nameless and receive an iamsofuckingcool.com hat and a smile.
Love,
Chet Bolten



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