OMFG GUYS HUNTER RAIN BOOTS ARE AWESOME
January 2, 2009 by Chet Bolten
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My friend Sammi says that Hunter Rain Boots are like totally in and they are awesome. Nobody knows about them yet so you should get a pair before they blow up home girls. Sammi says they are like real boots, people go horse back riding in them and shit like that.
North American Scum; THAT’S ME!
December 7, 2008 by Chet Bolten
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North American Scum by LCD Soundsystem
The only good thing that happend this week…
December 3, 2008 by Chet Bolten
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I found this…it’s not even funny.
OMFG! Iamsofuckingcool.com Hat and T-Shirt. You can’t fucking handle this.
November 18, 2008 by Chet Bolten
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Everything sold is sold at cost. Thanks to cafepress.com for being fucking shit bags and marking everything up so I can’t make a profit. I literally make $0.00 on everything sold here. FUCK!
Home Shopping is so FUCKING COOL!
September 28, 2008 by Chet Bolten
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Home shopping is the latest craze right now and it is pretty fucking cool. All you have to do is watch TV and use the phone. BOOM! you have cool shit coming right to the front door of your trailer. I think this TV shopping network stuff is going to be the next big consumer vehicle for the 21st century. Unless of course they figure out how to sell stuff on the interwebs but that’s a little far fetched. The technology just isn’t available yet.
Pretty Fucking Cool Item #1
Tony Little is a huge douche and needs to impale himself on a Nordic Trac
Whether you’re a fitness newbie, workout junkie or complete moron Tony Little’s Gazelle Performance 300 with Workout DVD gives you the tools you need spend a ridiculous amount of money on a shitty elliptical and neglect it for years to come!
Seriously though this is one of the coolest items you can buy on TV right now. Obvioulsy you wont be using it for its intended purpose but it makes a hell of a catapult. Just add bungee cords and you can storm any castle with fucking coolness. Catapulting shit around the yard is the perfect activity after sucking down a Baconator from Wendys.
Pretty Fucking Cool Item #2
This is really crystal meth
Through out the years I have bought thousands of dollars of crystal meth. After smoking all of my money I realized that the smart thing to do would be making it myself. You know, its cheaper. Anyway I found that you can use this product to make crystal meth instead of human fetus. It’s a lot cheaper and easier to manage. I even had the opportunity to call in and give a testimonial on the air the last time they were selling this stuff. Everyone agreed that I was the coolest fucking person they ever talked to and enjoyed my insight on modern crystal meth production.
Pretty Fucking Cool Item #3
Multi-Purpose Hams
This is by far the most usefull product on any home shopping channel.
