My Favorite Comments This Week

August 28, 2008 by Chet Bolten  
Filed under What losers are saying

The coolest fucking comments for this week

This guy looks like fucking Chandler Bing from Friends. What a fantastic situation. Shave some of those arm pubes off and grow a mustache like a big boy. ~ Ignatius J. Reilly

Who is Chandler Bing? He is not in the friends.

Bro, maddox doesnt even deserve to have his picture on your toilet paper. You ARE the raddest fucking dude alive, and i’d be honored if you’d punch my son in the face! ~ Cuzin john

Who? And I already punched your kid in the face.

Why is he holding a piece of shit in his hand? ~ DouchebagDetector

No comment.

You’re so fucking cool you don’t even have to spell words right that describe how fucking perfect you are. That’s how cool you are! ~ Dave

For yur infernation if you reed next yeers edition fo webstas diktionalry you will notice dat thay have red my web site and maid the proper corrections. Shut yer cock corridor and follow me in to the hallz of coolness fuck bag.

I did not think it was possible for anyone to be THIS fucking cool! I am awed by wonder and humbled by your coolness. Thank you… THANK YOU for this opportunity to bask in your glow and experience the cool that is you and your website. ~ BlanderSnatch

yea

the coolest part about this dumfuk is his junior high gym teacher hair cut. what a tool ~ notascool

My hair is none of your concern. Obviously you noticed that the hair on my head resembles someone that is pretty fucking cool and like him you are jealous of our coolness. Just remember that I am indeed cooler than your gym teacher. Now get back to class shit bag and fail at dodge ball.

Ladies and gents, not only are these guys freakin hilarious! They are U.S. Marines! All 3 of them! That is cleary a head of hair that no civilian barber has touched! Rock the fuck on guys! Read his friends’ pages too! Too funny! I’ll leave the rest of you to debate his coolness back and forth for the rest of your meaningless lives! That goes to all you little bitches that are too tough on here, Im gonna make a tough guy internet little bitch and friend these dudes. Well done sir! 5 plus pages of comments on this photo! God people are stupid huh? Genius! ~ Spas Rutten

Someone gets it.

You must have just left the danger zone ~ Austin

Danger fears me.

If I was as cool as you, my wife wouldn’t have left me. ~ Jason Bugg

I’ll send her over later; don’t fuck it up this time. In the mean time, don’t worry. I’m taking care of her. She will be done with my laundry soon.

That ladies and gentlemen is how you leave a fuckin comment. Remember how lucky you all are for me to allow you to add your meaningless un-cool thoughts to the coolest fucking website you have ever seen.

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